OK, before you email me asking what any of this means, let me admit that I do not know. But, I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? has become one of my favorite things to do lately. Basically, it's a site with pictures of cats with bad grammar...sort of...you just need to see it to understand it (or not understand it) like the rest of us. And since I spend so much time on the site laughing and building my own cheezburgers with my dog photos, I have decided that I will use the process as therapy for now...since I am so far away from my therapist these days. (Pause for the shout out to my therapist - I miss you, and no, things are not better at work).
Here's how the therapy will go. Oh, and did I mention that you are lucky because you will also get to benefit from this process? Because you will see my handiwork and you will laugh? Laughter is good...thank God. OK, the process...I will occasionally build cheezburgers with captions that are DIRECT (and I cannot stress this enough) quotes from a co-worker. I have mentioned this coworker before here. I typically sit in meetings with this person and write down everything he says that is a) ridiculous, b) nonsensical, and c) grammatically flawed. And let me just say, I use a whole lot of paper. I will be pulling the quotes for the cheezburgers from category c (a virtual smorgasbord of butchered grammar) so stay tuned. Now, here's our first session:
I know what Next Air means, Buh tell Muh, wha duz Secund Dey Aur mean?
oh, do my favorite next....you know the one...
Posted by: Noele | September 17, 2007 at 01:41 PM
i wil egurly await futchur funeez
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Posted by: katie m. | September 17, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Dis is PHATE!! Joshilyn Jackson wuz jus tlkn abt (okay, I can't do this well, so I'll stop - you're welcome). Anyway, I just learned about the cheezburger site this morning on the Faster than Kudzu blog (she calls it LOLcats). The bird picture is my favorite one there. Please continue to bless us with your homegrowns - we all need this kind of therapy!
Posted by: Deborah P | September 17, 2007 at 02:27 PM
it all sounds like pig latin to me... which i never learned to speak OR understand.....
Posted by: o-no | September 17, 2007 at 10:23 PM